Accident Prone

So I have decided that my kids are a lot like me. Unfortunatly that means they are a little bit accident prone. When I was 2 I hit my face somehow and my tooth went through my bottom lip. When I was 4 I fell out of a plum tree and broke my wrist. When I was 6 or 7 I was jumping off stairs and broke my foot. When I was 8 my brother hit me in the head with a bat (on accident) while playing baseball. I got 12 stitches. When I was 11 I fell out of a truck, going about 45MPH, wearing nothing but a bathing suit. I was in the hopital for 2 weeks and missed about a month of school. I have broken the growth plate in my foot playing basketball, my finger while playing frisbee (I know, I know), and have had many surgeries. Let's just say I think that my parents are glad that I am finally an adult and have to pay for my own medical bills. ;o) These are just some of the major accidents I have had. Who knows how many times I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and so on........

So my kids........

Noah is 4 and has already broken his arm while throwing a tantrum and has gotten 7 stitches in his head because he ran into the side a tailgate that was down. We went to Walmart a couple of weeks ago and while walking through the parkinglot he ran into the back of a parked Suburban. He was right next to me and wasn't paying attention. As I walked around the car he was looking at his shoes or the ground or something much more interesting than what's in front of him and .........WHAM!.........I laughed so hard! I know that's mean when you child is crying, but it was hillarious! The other day he was playing a smacked his kneecap on the corner of a board. (That really hurts! If you never done it I don't reccommend it.) He was limpimg for a good day. Yesterday he smacked his face on the top of Elias' head and bit to big holes in his tongue. Elias was standing up as Noah was going to sit down and........WHAM! These are just a few incidents. Then there are all the little bumps and bruises that he get for just being a boy.

Elias' injury list isn't as long, but that's because he is only 2. Most of the time he gets hurt because his big brother hits him or plays to rough with him. He fell down 3 cement stairs strapped in his stroller and landed right on his face. (That one I blame on me. I wasn't thinking and then when I saw him going I wasn't fast enough to catch the stoller.) Recently he was running and playing with our dog, Jack. Jack has this rope with big knots on the end of it and was shaking it in his mouth and........WHAM! He hit Elias right in the left eyelid and split it open. It wasn't a huge cut, but big enough to bleed and freak me out a little bit. Now it is bleeding into the rest of his eyelid so it looks like he is wearing purpley-red eyeshadow with 2 little scabs in it.

He hasn't been to the hospital for anything excpet being sick, but I'm sure that day will come soon enough. The thing that cracks me up about him is that he can't seem to stay on his feet. He tries to keep up with Noah and just can't. He starts to run and takes about 2 steps and.......WHAM!...... gets up and takes another couple steps and ......WHAM!......down he goes. At least now he puts his hands out to brace his fall. (Yes, he used to land on his face a lot.) The other day Joey said that he is going to have brain damage for how often he hits his head. I giggled realizing that he does hit his head a lot. (Joey didn't think that it was funny.) Life.........why does it have to hurt so much? LOL! I love it!

Amelia has not done anything just because she can't walk or crawl yet. I'm sure that having 2 older brothers will bring many bumps and bruises. Not to mention, she is my child and if she is half as active as I was.........we are going to need good insurance. This picture is the most recent 'cuz I took it today. She's getting big....sort of. Her last weigh in she was 9lbs 13oz and 23inches long. For her wieght and height she is in 10% for her age. She was supposed to gain 55oz since she was born and she has done exactly that.

These pictures are just for fun. I got these lips for Valentine's Day. They were HUGE so I thought I would take pictures.